Norpro 5901 Candy, Deep Fry Thermometer Review

First of all I want to say that as a general rule, you get what you fucking pay for. This is the case with the Norpro 5901 Candy, Deep Fry Thermometer, as well.

In this instance I paid about $12 and got one half decent thermometer. The shitty part is that I paid for two half decent thermometers.

It's as foggy as Hillary Clinton's memory.
It’s as foggy as Hillary Clinton’s memory.

You probably don’t know this, but real men really do eat quiche. They also make fucking soap, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Anyhow, we got these thermometers from Amazon and thought they were the same as our friend’s.

Nope. They sure weren’t.

I’m not going to go into an angry rant about how shitty these things are because, who was the cheap fuck that thought a $6 candy thermometer was a great deal? I know that some kid in a foreign country probably got a nickel to put this thing together, so I shouldn’t be surprised when they occasionally break. I’m just letting you kind folks know that it’s so far a 50/50 chance you are taking with the Norpro 5901, so you might be better of just spending $12 and trying your luck on a different model.

Like the Taylor Precision Products Candy/Deep Fry/Jelly Thermometer. I got one of those too, and I will tell you about it in it’s own profane review.

Looking back, I’m ashamed at the lack of profanity in this review, but I’m not going to swear for the sake of swearing, like those fucking Trailer Park Boys cocksuckers.

Shit, now the thing at the bottom says I need more words, and that some of them should be candy, deep fry thermometer.

So, candy, deep fry thermometer candy, deep fry thermometer.

There, it’s fucking happy now.

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